Friends owe local man Jeff Albertson an apology, because he was right to believe there was a conspiracy of world-controlling pedophiles, and they were wrong to tell him there wasn’t.
Albertson proclaimed his conclusions in no uncertain terms more than fifteen years ago, just for his friends to dismiss him as a man troubled by psychiatric problems. “It turns out we’re the crazy ones,” the friends say in a group statement, “and we shouldn’t have written him off.”
“At the time, we believed sources such as the New York Times or the Brookings Institute provided us with respectable assessments of truth and reality. Now, we understand those institutions to be predominantly employing pedophiles or people who are controlled by pedophiles,” the statement reads. “That you were placed on anti-psychotics and we were not is a tragedy we cannot live down.”
“However, while you were essentially correct about the claim of an elite conspiracy of pedophiles, we maintain skepticism that these same pedophiles eat babies and sacrifice children to Baal and Moloch, as you said they did, though we hold open minds to the possibility that this is also happening. Either way, we will not dismiss you a second time.”
The statement continues, “There are elements of your worldview that continue to make us uncomfortable, such as your insistence on the centrality of the Rothschild family. But the fact of the Rothschild name having no less than 11,829 search results in the Epstein files means we will withhold our concerns. We ask, however, that you be diplomatic in whatever it is you intend to say about this information.”
“In summary, we do not know how to interpret society at this moment, but we believe that your instincts are more in-tune than ours. We apologize for the way we treated you.”
Albertson responds that he is also making personal reevaluations in light of new information. As much as he was correct to identify a global cabal of pedophiles behind world events, he was obviously wrong to think Donald Trump was going to fix it.
“I was very, very wrong about that part,” he tells his friends. Now, he claims, there is a new force for good that is surely uncorrupted and will definitely “drain the swamp” once and for all. “At this point there’s only one person who I think can save us, and his name is Gavin Newsom.”