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Bored interviewer asleep with rambling candidate at a job interview

Unwanted Trauma-Dumping Just One of Friend’s Little Personality Quirks

Your friend, 26-year-old Marvin Monroe of Humboldt Park, Chicago, is a nice guy who means well — but three people...
Happy senior man receiving his medical documents from nurse at reception desk at doctor's office.

Patient Updates Power of Attorney to Request ‘Unconsciousness Until This Is All Over’

Local man Wendell Borton amended his power of attorney agreement to request Unconsciousness Until This Is All Over. “When I...
Young doctor man with blue eyes wearing medical coat and stethoscope over isolated background clueless and confused with open arms, no idea concept.

Doctor Takes “That’s What She Said” As Joke, Not Medical Corroboration

“Since when did we treat women at this hospital?” the doctor replied, as his assistant clarified she didn’t mean ‘that’s...
Pushy young man screaming on a phone

Friend Wonders if You’d Be Down To Do Something Terrible for Your Health Tonight

Your long-time pal just asked you to do something terrible for your health tonight — well, he didn’t ask so...
a bus sign for prep with happy gay men

Bus Stop PrEP Ad Makes HIV Look Like a Rompin’ Fun Time

Chicago’s hottest new club? The bus stop at Cermak at Halsted. To get on the list, all you need is...
trump drinking coffee

Trump Mocks Newsom’s Dyslexia During Morning Cofveve

Bold strategy to mock a learning disability after notoriously losing battle after battle with the alphabet.