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Unwanted Trauma-Dumping Just One of Friend’s Little Personality Quirks
Your friend, 26-year-old Marvin Monroe of Humboldt Park, Chicago, is a nice guy who means well — but three people...
May 18, 2026
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Patient Updates Power of Attorney to Request ‘Unconsciousness Until This Is All Over’
Local man Wendell Borton amended his power of attorney agreement to request Unconsciousness Until This Is All Over. “When I...
April 22, 2026
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Doctor Takes “That’s What She Said” As Joke, Not Medical Corroboration
“Since when did we treat women at this hospital?” the doctor replied, as his assistant clarified she didn’t mean ‘that’s...
April 13, 2026
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Friend Wonders if You’d Be Down To Do Something Terrible for Your Health Tonight
Your long-time pal just asked you to do something terrible for your health tonight — well, he didn’t ask so...
April 11, 2026
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Bus Stop PrEP Ad Makes HIV Look Like a Rompin’ Fun Time
Chicago’s hottest new club? The bus stop at Cermak at Halsted. To get on the list, all you need is...
April 2, 2026
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Trump Mocks Newsom’s Dyslexia During Morning Cofveve
Bold strategy to mock a learning disability after notoriously losing battle after battle with the alphabet.
March 30, 2026
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