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Insufferable American Doctor Uses UK Pronunciation of ‘Cerebral Palsy’

“You’re making quite great proh-gress, but I’d recommend these vit-a-mins to take the edge off a bit. As usual everything...
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Mysterious Question Mark Box Endows Wheelchair With Vehicle Power Ups  

Wheelchair users consider it a sign of progress that these boxes once gave them stars and lightning rods and now...
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Trump Budget Calls For Eliminating Key Disabilities

Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller convinced legislators to ditch the rigmorale of cutting key disability programs and get to...
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Unwanted Trauma-Dumping Just One of Friend’s Little Personality Quirks

Your friend, 26-year-old Marvin Monroe of Humboldt Park, Chicago, is a nice guy who means well — but three people...
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Patient Updates Power of Attorney to Request ‘Unconsciousness Until This Is All Over’

Local man Wendell Borton amended his power of attorney agreement to request Unconsciousness Until This Is All Over. “When I...
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Doctor Takes “That’s What She Said” As Joke, Not Medical Corroboration

“Since when did we treat women at this hospital?” the doctor replied, as his assistant clarified she didn’t mean ‘that’s...