In an ongoing development, despite you ignoring many preceding signs, numerous sources are frantically reporting that you have to pee, like really really badly.
After simultaneously watching television, playing inane mobile games on your phone for several hours, going into a deep hyperfixation, and drinking way too much Gatorade, your body is frankly surprised you haven’t caught on sooner.
“I told my host three hours ago that they have to pee, and no action! Just keeps drinking more Gatorade! We can only take so much here!” your urinary system is saying, perplexed. Your body is adamant that holding it in is, and always has been, bad for your health.
“What does the host want from us?! We’re giving it all the signals we can!” added your bladder.
Amid chaos, your dopamine receptors remain blissfully unaware of what is happening. “So great that the host has decided to play mobile games for several hours today! We could all use a hit, and oh boy, is this giving us a hit! We can’t remember the last time the host was this focused! It’s incredible!” say your dopamine receptors in a joint statement full of excitement.
Your executive function compacities, however, are pissed. “Goddammit,” they begin, exasperated, “the host knows they’ve had to pee for hours! Why won’t they just get up and pee? It’ll take literally a minute! Why aren’t they using us?!” Your executive function capacities then add that you know full well you have an email to send and a phone call to make, too!
Your proprioception sensors continue to remain weak as hell, only letting out a guttural sigh.
Sources indicate that a dog has reportedly barked outside, releasing you from your trance. You’re going to go pee now? Good, thank God!