LocalWoman Having a Pain Day Is So Sad She Can’t Come to Your Gender Reveal Party. She’s Devastated, We Swear. Here’s a Picture We Drew of Her Crying
LocalWoman Told She Would Spend the Rest of Her Life in a Wheelchair Actually Spends a Lot of Time on the Couch
LocalThis Disabled Woman Used Yoga and Positive Affirmations to Transform Her Crippled Body Riddled with Pain into a Mythical Creature with the Head of a Chicken and Wings of a Falcon (But Still Riddled with Pain)
LocalSingle-Page Hospital Intake Form Cannot Contain Woman’s Extensive Volumes of Medical History Lore
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