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Disabled Man Celebrated as a ‘Tireless Advocate’ Actually Really, Really, Really Tired

People with disabilities are often described as “tireless advocates” in appreciation for fighting injustice. Local activist John Wilson, however, reports he would prefer a nice nap over kind words: “Oh my good gracious — I am actually really, really, really tired.”

The exhausted Wilson said, “The first time I was called ‘tireless’ was a few years ago on the International Day of Persons with Disabilities. I was rewarded with cupcakes and congratulations for my ‘tireless advocacy’ on really basic stuff like installing an accessible toilet and using captions in team meetings. As I shook the CEO’s hand, I thought, ‘I guess this is okay, but I sure wish I could choose to relax and not have to do this kind of shit.’”

Wilson continued, “What would be even nicer than being celebrated is if a demographic famously prone to fatigue didn’t have to exhaust ourselves advocating for every small, obvious accommodation — and then be congratulated for overcoming the barriers that didn’t need to exist in the first place.”

We also spoke to his CEO, Wayne Bennett, who emphasized the importance of recognizing advocates like Wilson, particularly as a substitute for structural change. “John does marvelous work! In my view, disability rights activists should be commended for their tireless efforts, which have sometimes even led to slight behavior modifications from the rest of us. These minute changes wouldn’t happen if advocates didn’t drive themselves into the ground, pleading for their basic rights. In return, we should put in the effort to pat them on the back, preferably in a room that is technically accessible if you e-mail ahead.”

At press time, Wilson was unavailable for further comment due to finally enjoying what sources described as “a delicious nap.” The Squeaky Wheel chose to leave the “tireless advocate” to his well-deserved slumber.

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