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Opinion: We Don’t Need Better Sidewalks. We Need Those Conveyor Belt Things from the Airport.

One of the most pressing examples of societal ableism for people who use mobility aids is inaccessible infrastructure and architecture. Narrow doorways, staircases and bumpy surfaces are all our enemies. But let’s not forget one sneaky, unassuming bastard that needs to go: the sidewalk.

Sure, it’s very easy to point out that our inability to get into certain buildings sets up a de facto segregation system. But on the other hand, it’s also just really annoying to stumble over an uneven sidewalk, so fuck those things. You ever trip on one of those things? You lurch really far forward! You know how you’re always reminded not to look at the ground when you walk or wheel because it’s weird? Well, you’re sure as hell gonna wish you were looking down if you roll over an uneven sidewalk! Concrete is supposed to be smooth and durable, not bumpy! Like, what the fuck?

Anyway, you know those conveyor belt things in the airports, but, like, for people? To keep everyone moving along? Wouldn’t it be really fucking cool if those things were outside in the world? Okay, so, like, picture that conveyor belt thing, but like, in the places where sidewalks usually are? You know what I mean? That! That’d be super dope and all future-like and shit! But seriously, fuck sidewalks! They’re pitched as a way to make being a pedestrian easier! Why would —

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