Building upon the great success of the “Taskmaster” franchise, producers have announced that disabled people will compete on a brand-new version of the show, which will still be hosted by Greg Davies (who will be sitting down the whole time).
Take a look at some of the exciting challenges that the disabled participants will be facing.
- Run a series of errands
- Go to the post office, the bank, the drugstore, the coffee shop and the library in your designated town.
- You have three hours, and your wheelchair’s SmartDrive power assist has been replaced by a rubber ducky.
- Points will be deducted if you are patted on the head at any time or if you inform a business that the ADA was only passed 33 years ago.
- Bonus points will be awarded if you manage to use the bathroom at any point or place along your route.
- Attend a family gathering
- In an inaccessible house, deal with ALL of your relatives, many of whom know exactly how you could cure your disability if you’d only listen to them.
- You must also manage to use the bathroom and eat enough to sustain yourself.
- Points will be deducted for swearing, running people over deliberately, accidentally damaging any furniture over $500 or flooding the front hallway with your leg bag.
- You will have access to three friends to text for moral support.
- Survive the American healthcare system
- Time starts at birth and ends at death.
- Longest life lived wins.
- You must interact with society at least once a week in person or you will be disqualified.