Since 2003, many have known that Stacy’s mom has got it going on. Some have thought that she may have IBS, as most hot girls do, but after a closer analysis of her backstory, we have figured out what Stacy’s mom has really got going on: fibromyalgia.
She has a pool
While it could have just been for summer fun, the pool might actually have been for Stacy’s mom to practice pool aerobics. These types of exercises are easy on the joints and ideal for chronic pain sufferers. The low impact exercises allow for slow, steady stretching, and the buoyancy is easy on the joints and eyes.
She isn’t wearing a lot of structured clothing
At one point, Ms. MILF comes out with just a towel on. Distracting? Certainly. However, have we considered that a lot of structured, stiff clothing could have been painful? Perhaps the loose towel was the best option on an already achy body! She’s probably just trying to drape fabric where she legally has to.
She pays someone to mow her lawn
In addition to fatigue and aches, many with fibromyalgia are temperature sensitive. Hot or cold weather increases symptoms, causes flares, and tires the person out much faster than normal. Ms. Stacy’s Mom is a smart, working lady who is likely cognizant of this and thus bypasses it entirely by paying for someone to do the yardwork. We’re all more than happy to help – especially if she comes outside to point out where we’ve missed a spot!
But, most telling…
She stares
To a hormonal teenager, this is taken as a sign of attraction, but it’s obviously brain fog! When brain fog hits, sometimes people just stare and try to coax their thoughts back on track; it happens to the best of us! She isn’t staring at her daughter’s friend (of course not, they’re a teenager); her brain is just actively farting!