It’s gift-giving season, and The Squeaky Wheel knows just what your disabled friends and family members need.
A portable charger.
Your friend with ADHD can use this to charge the portable charger you got them last year that they forget to charge, which is funny because you got it so they could charge their phone that they forget to charge.
A framed poster that reads “The Only Real Disability Is A Bad Attitude“.
A cute way to tell the disabled loved ones in your life to stop complaining and start inspiring!
An Amazon gift card.
Nothing quite says “I don’t know anything about you or your disability” like $20 they have to give to Amazon!
An industrial-sized barrel of Tylenol.
When healthcare and stronger painkillers are unaffordable, this jug of Tylenol will make sure they’re too autistic to notice their pain.
A sledgehammer.
For when there’s no accessible entrance.
That exercise equipment their physical therapist recommended.
They’ll need something to collect dust.
Citizenship to a country with universal healthcare.
We know this is impossible, but we’re allowed to dream, OKAY?!
Candy.
Everyone likes candy!