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Spasms Are Great Excuse to Punch People in the Face

WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to the RFK Jr. Real Science Institute, a new study has proven beyond all scientific doubt...
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Woman with Multiple Diagnoses Doesn’t Know Which Disability to Identify With

ANN ARBOR, Mich. — Sarah McMaster’s disabilities range the entire catalog: ones she was born with, genetic ones, those acquired...
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RFK Jr. Renames Measles Early Onset Acne

WASHINGTON — After the Trump administration’s success changing the name of the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America,...
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It’s Been 35 Years and Still No Diagnosis; I Want this Disease Named After Me

Thirty-five years ago I saw the first of many know-it-all specialists. It started when I couldn’t turn the key in...
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30 Random Days Throughout the Year to Be Designated ADHD Month

The charity and advocacy group “ADHD Is” has recently announced the designation of ADHD Month in order to raise awareness...
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Canada to Administer Polio Vaccinations to Americans at Border

OTTAWA, Ontario — With RFK Jr.’s lawyers busy suing the FDA to revoke its approval of the polio vaccine, Canadians...