The Squeakiest Wheel!

The party game where nobody is healthy and fake news tells the truth. Pick the funniest answer to fill in the headline, win over the reporter, and joke your way to the title of Squeakiest Wheel.
Three phone screens from The Squeakiest Wheel! game. Left: the reporter’s “Pick a headline” screen, with headlines like “Woman So, So Sorry She Can’t Come to Your Improv Show Because of Her ___.” Middle: the reporter picking the funniest answer to “Breaking News! Medicaid Regulations Now Prohibit ___,” choosing between “Achy Breaky Bones” and “Leg Braces With Snoopy Decals.” Right: the round winner screen showing Judy won with “Leg Braces With Snoopy Decals,” and the scores: Kitty 3, Judy 2 and Brad 0 out of 5 points.

Grab your phones

No cards to shuffle, no app to install. Everyone plays on their own phone, tablet, or laptop, whether you’re on the same hospital bed or in different time zones.

Your room, your rules

Start a private room and share the code with friends, or jump into a public game with strangers. The room host sets the winning score and decides how explicit things get.

Disabled humor, unfiltered

Written by the disabled comedians behind The Squeaky Wheel, prepare for an honest roasting of the American healthcare system like no other..

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3–8 players · 18+ · Plays in your phone’s browser, nothing to download

How it works

  1. The reporter picks a headline.
  2. Everyone else plays the answer from their hand that makes it funniest.
  3. The reporter crowns a winner.
  4. First to the winning score is the Squeakiest Wheel!

The game will walk you through the steps when you start.

Ready to get squeaky?

Round up your sickest friends and start a game.

Play The Squeakiest Wheel!