Rob Fetterman, 22, is a recent college graduate with dreams of finding success in filmmaking, writing, acting, comedy or any number of creative fields. With a middling portfolio and minimal networking opportunities following graduation, most people with dreams of working in the arts would move to a coastal city and pay their dues, so to speak, working in food service or retail. As a disabled person who is unable to perform manual labor, however, Fetterman, as insufferable as it may sound, has no choice but to go right for it.
“I know most creatives are probably waiting tables or working at big-box stores or fast food restaurants or whatever,” said Fetterman. “And believe me, I would do those kinds of jobs if I could, just for the experience. But thank fucking god it’s impossible for me, right? Because those jobs sound like they absolutely suck.”
Aspiring theater actor and current restaurant hostess Sarah Edison, Fetterman’s longtime friend and soon-to-be roommate, is conflicted about Fetterman’s approach to his goals.
“I love the guy, I’m happy to live with him, I’m happy to help him out. But goddamn, he’s not good enough to go all in right away. If he ever ‘makes it,’ it’s gonna take a long-ass time! You can’t just apply for the job of screenwriter or author and have that become your career. It doesn’t work like that!”
“What am I supposed to do?” asked Fetterman. “It’s not like Starbucks will hire someone like me!”
For now, Fetterman is including a few movie review blogs to serve as a portfolio when he applies for copy editor jobs at companies in which he has no interest. He has not gotten any interviews.