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Opinion

Opinion: A Legitimate Disabled Person Would Be Wearing a Vest

by RitaJanuary 6, 2026January 5, 2026
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Local

Not a Single Known Photo of a Wheelchair Contains FDR

by Nate WoogenDecember 5, 2025January 2, 2026
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Holiday

Adding Tylenol to Your Vaccine, and Two Other Recipes for the Holiday Season

by Max KerwienNovember 30, 2025November 16, 2025
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Local

Paraplegic Architect Who Put Building’s Only Entrance on the Roof: ‘Now How Do You Fucking Like It?’

by Sy HoekstraNovember 28, 2025December 4, 2025
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Local

Autistic Parents Give Birth To a Healthy Tylenol

by Spencer HunleyNovember 21, 2025November 21, 2025
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Opinion

Opinion: More Comorbidities Need Ship Names

by aiyanalleighNovember 3, 2025October 31, 2025
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Holiday

Halloween Attraction is Just US Healthcare System

by RitaOctober 29, 2025September 26, 2025
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Local

Genie Bummed Out by Chronically Ill Woman’s Wishes

by CameronOctober 28, 2025November 5, 2025
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Local

Finally Some Good News! Hell Is In-Network

by Max KerwienOctober 27, 2025September 26, 2025
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Local

Tragedy: Doctor Expected to Do Her Job

by LaveraOctober 25, 2025October 15, 2025
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Local

Ranking the Top 5 Weirdest Things Your Doctor Does Before Listening to You (#3 May Surprise You)

by Bea MienikSeptember 16, 2025September 16, 2025
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Politics

ADA Makes Resolution To Look Slimmer By Next Birthday

by Nate WoogenJuly 29, 2025July 29, 2025
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POLITICS

  • Disappointed Nation Beginning to Think RFK Hasn’t Actually Found the Cause of Autism
    November 15, 2025
  • Opinion: Xanax Should Be Free Under Fascism
    October 22, 2025
  • Who Said It: A Disability Charity or a Eugenicist?
    October 21, 2025

CULTURE

  • Sleeping Beauty Actually ME/CFS Girly Waiting for Doctor, Not Unlicensed Prince
    November 30, 2025
  • Marvel Director Reveals Invisible Disabled Superhero Was in Movie the Whole Time
    August 27, 2025
  • Disabled Baseball Fan Enjoys Accessibility of Empty Stadium for Shitty Team
    August 25, 2025

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  • Pfizer Rolls Out Vaccine For Latest Variant of Taco Bell Diarrhea
    January 7, 2026
  • Audio Description Ruins Family TV Night During Unexpected Sex Scene
    January 7, 2026
  • Speech Pathologist Delivers Utterly Unpronounceable Diagnosis 
    December 23, 2025

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