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Culture

Wheelchair Sidewalk Obstacle Course Removed from Winter Paralympics After Every Single Athlete Fails to Qualify

by Miranda ElimpabethMarch 8, 2022April 15, 2024
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Holiday

Santa Forced to Resign After Admitting Inability to Grant Little Girl’s Wish for Working Door Buttons

by Miranda ElimpabethDecember 24, 2021April 19, 2024
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in a park a man stands near a wheelchair. 5 people near him are looking and pointing at him, and 4 of them have red explosions for heads
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Heads Explode as Wheelchair User Stands Up, Takes Steps

by Miranda ElimpabethNovember 20, 2021April 22, 2024
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That Job You Didn’t Get Had Absolutely Nothing to Do with You Disclosing Your Disability

by Miranda ElimpabethNovember 9, 2021April 22, 2024
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‘How Are You Doing?’ Asks Every Family Member to Clearly Depressed Man

by Miranda ElimpabethOctober 21, 2021April 19, 2024
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Woman with Invisible Disability Confused Why Nobody Harassed Her for Using Handicapped Parking

by Miranda ElimpabethOctober 20, 2021April 22, 2024
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POLITICS

  • Disappointed Nation Beginning to Think RFK Hasn’t Actually Found the Cause of Autism
    November 15, 2025
  • Opinion: Xanax Should Be Free Under Fascism
    October 22, 2025
  • Who Said It: A Disability Charity or a Eugenicist?
    October 21, 2025

CULTURE

  • Sleeping Beauty Actually ME/CFS Girly Waiting for Doctor, Not Unlicensed Prince
    November 30, 2025
  • Marvel Director Reveals Invisible Disabled Superhero Was in Movie the Whole Time
    August 27, 2025
  • Disabled Baseball Fan Enjoys Accessibility of Empty Stadium for Shitty Team
    August 25, 2025

LOCAL

  • Pfizer Rolls Out Vaccine For Latest Variant of Taco Bell Diarrhea
    January 7, 2026
  • Audio Description Ruins Family TV Night During Unexpected Sex Scene
    January 7, 2026
  • Speech Pathologist Delivers Utterly Unpronounceable Diagnosis 
    December 23, 2025

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