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Zephyr Ash Ostrowski

Zephyr Ash Ostrowski
RFK Jr in Fall
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RFK Jr Reveals New Theory on First Day of Autism

by Zephyr Ash OstrowskiSeptember 22, 2025September 23, 2025
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a portapotty with green smoke
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Habemus Poopum! Your Constipation Has Ended

by Zephyr Ash OstrowskiMay 8, 2025September 5, 2025
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Alleged Couch-Humper J.D. Vance Grins Suspiciously at Wheelchair Cushion

by Zephyr Ash OstrowskiJuly 29, 2024February 1, 2026
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Culture

Bad Dog! We Ranked the Worst Fictional Canines for Disability Services

by Zephyr Ash OstrowskiMay 28, 2024May 28, 2024
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Holiday

Top 5 Disabled Mall Santas You Probably Won’t See this Season

by Zephyr Ash OstrowskiDecember 20, 2023April 15, 2024
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A man with down syndrome shaking hands with businesspeople in an office
Local

What’s the B-Word? New Disability Slur Just Dropped

by Zephyr Ash OstrowskiDecember 7, 2023April 15, 2024
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A laptop with a blurred image of people kissing and a parental advisory sticker
Local

Screen Reader Too Shy to Read Alt Text on Adult Pictures

by Zephyr Ash OstrowskiSeptember 12, 2023September 12, 2023
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a young black woman holds a disco ball and sits in her wheelchair at the bottom of a staircase
Local

What a Drag! ‘Inclusive’ Gay Bar Is Inaccessible to Performer

by Zephyr Ash OstrowskiJune 16, 2023April 19, 2024
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Artist Sia, next to her movie poster for "Music", against a blue background with the squeaky wheel logo
Culture

Sia Announces She Is ‘Low-Functioning Artistic’

by Zephyr Ash OstrowskiJune 2, 2023
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Elon holding a twitter bird that is on on fire and colored like the disability pride flag
Politics

Oopsie! Neurodivergent Man Pays Billions to Destroy Disabled Space

by Zephyr Ash OstrowskiNovember 19, 2022November 28, 2022
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a man in a hoodie looks sad as in a movie theater with an animated crocodile on the screen behind him
Culture

Lack of Sensory-Friendly Movie Screenings for Adults Annoys this Man Whose Only Option Is ‘Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile’

by Zephyr Ash OstrowskiNovember 11, 2022March 23, 2023
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Disabled Man Drops F-Bomb in Public, Several Injured

by Zephyr Ash OstrowskiSeptember 12, 2022September 12, 2022
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POLITICS

  • 17 Years Later, ‘Keep Your Government Hands Off My Medicare’ Guy Still Wants Government Hands Off His Medicare
    January 26, 2026
  • Disappointed Nation Beginning to Think RFK Hasn’t Actually Found the Cause of Autism
    November 15, 2025
  • Opinion: Xanax Should Be Free Under Fascism
    October 22, 2025

CULTURE

  • Sleeping Beauty Actually ME/CFS Girly Waiting for Doctor, Not Unlicensed Prince
    November 30, 2025
  • Marvel Director Reveals Invisible Disabled Superhero Was in Movie the Whole Time
    August 27, 2025
  • Disabled Baseball Fan Enjoys Accessibility of Empty Stadium for Shitty Team
    August 25, 2025

LOCAL

  • Sexually Active, Nonverbal Disabled Woman Annoyed that AAC Device Never Makes Good Orgasm Noises
    February 1, 2026
  • Autistic Person Analyzing Trolley Problem Mostly Interested in Train Make and Model
    January 27, 2026
  • Dog Thinks Cane Is Big Stick
    January 12, 2026

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