Jenny Cavallero
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Jenny Cavallero
Cuck Chair Unfortunately Most Orthopedic Choice
Las Vegas visitor Ryan McDevitt reported a surprising feature of his recent stay in the city of sin, and no,...
April 19, 2026
Jenny Cavallero
Woke Mind Virus? This Illness Has a Queer Friend
Reports of a “woke mind virus” sweeping America’s youth were confirmed earlier today, with the CDC announcing it has identified...
August 20, 2024
Jenny Cavallero
Uh Oh! Book Still Sucks in Large Print
Librarian and child of divorce Abigail Seltzer discovered to her dismay this week that the shitty book her father wanted...
August 12, 2024
Jenny Cavallero
Opinion: I’m Not Brave Because I’m Disabled; I’m Brave Because Sara Bareilles Bullied Me via Song
Listen, I’ve been told my whole life how “brave” I am for being a disabled person in the world. Whether...
July 12, 2024
Jenny Cavallero
Man on Dating App Swears His Wheelchair Is 6’2″
Single bisexual man Dusty Hastings declared on his dating profile this week that his manual wheelchair was definitely, despite how...
June 27, 2024
Jenny Cavallero
New SSI Application Shreds Itself Upon Completion
In the interest of more efficiently rejecting all new applications, the Social Security Administration (SSA) announced a new self-shredding SSI...
June 12, 2023
Jenny Cavallero
