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Cuck Chair Unfortunately Most Orthopedic Choice

Las Vegas visitor Ryan McDevitt reported a surprising feature of his recent stay in the city of sin, and no,...
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Woke Mind Virus? This Illness Has a Queer Friend

Reports of a “woke mind virus” sweeping America’s youth were confirmed earlier today, with the CDC announcing it has identified...
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Uh Oh! Book Still Sucks in Large Print

Librarian and child of divorce Abigail Seltzer discovered to her dismay this week that the shitty book her father wanted...
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Opinion: I’m Not Brave Because I’m Disabled; I’m Brave Because Sara Bareilles Bullied Me via Song

Listen, I’ve been told my whole life how “brave” I am for being a disabled person in the world. Whether...
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Man on Dating App Swears His Wheelchair Is 6’2″

Single bisexual man Dusty Hastings declared on his dating profile this week that his manual wheelchair was definitely, despite how...
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New SSI Application Shreds Itself Upon Completion

In the interest of more efficiently rejecting all new applications, the Social Security Administration (SSA) announced a new self-shredding SSI...