Las Vegas visitor Ryan McDevitt reported a surprising feature of his recent stay in the city of sin, and no, it wasn’t the rising minimum bets on the average blackjack table.
“Listen, I’ve traveled a lot with my wife Deborah and stayed in many hotel rooms,” McDevitt said. “Sometimes we splurge on something fancy, but usually we’re just looking for comfort. Our junior suite in Las Vegas was the first time that the cuck chair was actually comfortable on my herniated discs, and I’m not ashamed to say it.”
Noting this was the first time he could watch his partner of 18 years “get railed by a competitive rodeo star from a comfortable vantage point,” McDevitt denied that he generally disliked being relegated to the cuck chair.
“No, no…I mean, would I like to also be on the bed? Sure, who wouldn’t? But when an armchair in the room relieves pressure on my aching spine, why would I want to ‘hang out’ on a lumpy hotel mattress with the love of my life and a sexy third?” he asked, making sure his wife could hear him lying. “I mean, I assume the bed was lumpy. Deborah tested it out and said I definitely wouldn’t like it. Deborah is so supportive — almost as supportive as this cushion.”
If there’s anything McDevitt is taking away from his visit to Vegas, it’s a newfound appreciation for rodeo athletics and the full specs of this particular chair.
“Who knows,” he added, “maybe on our next trip I’ll even get lucky…with chairs, of course.”
I almost spit my juice over the table. Too funny!