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Ghost of Jerry Lewis Uses Tiny Tim, Convinces Scrooge to Donate to MDA
In a new movie reboot of the beloved classic “A Christmas Carol,” the ghost of famed actor and ableist nonprofit...
December 29, 2023
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Urologist Gives Personalized Rock Sculpture to Patient for Passing Kidney Stone in Record Time
Dr. Tom Schwartzman couldn’t believe it when his newest patient passed a kidney stone in less than 15 minutes. A...
July 14, 2023
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Ticketmaster Requires Users to Find All 6 Infinity Stones and Defeat Thanos to Acquire Accessible Concert Seats
Following the chaos that ensued after millions of fans fought to acquire tickets for Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour, Ticketmaster added...
December 6, 2022
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Lying Phlebotomist Swears He’ll ‘Get the Vein’ This Time
FORT WAYNE, Ind. — Roger Lawrence came swooping into the hospital room, his wavy hair brushing past the IV machine...
November 7, 2022
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Hasbro Announces ‘My First Insurance Denial’ Toy
PAWTUCKET, R.I. — Entertainment conglomerate Hasbro announced plans to unveil a new toy designed to resonate specifically with disabled children....
September 26, 2022
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‘Get Well Soon!’ Says Friend to Woman with Lifelong Chronic Illness
While recuperating from a recent MS flare, Sally Fletcher texted her new friend Pete Hansen to cancel dinner plans for...
September 20, 2022
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