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2shoes4eyes

Lover of salty licorice, gummy bears and the outdoors. Originally from Malaysia, college in Iowa and currently living in California. Writer, runner, traveler, volunteer who happens to have Retinitis Pigmentosa. A human being hoping to change the world through words, stories and laughter.
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a blind runner runs along side a guide on a track
Local

Shocking Study Shows Blind Runners Are Actually Running Races on Their Own, Not Being Pulled by Their Volunteer Guides

by 2shoes4eyesApril 28, 2024April 28, 2024
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a woman holds a gift box and looks at you disappointed
Local

Blind Guy Gifts Girlfriend Ugly Sweater, Blames Website’s Poor Alt Text

by 2shoes4eyesFebruary 12, 2024February 12, 2024
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a woman looks annoyed and holds a piece of paper with the world "Help" as another woman tries talking to her
Local

5 Questions You Should Totally Ask Disabled People (But Wouldn’t Dream to Ask Nondisabled People)

by 2shoes4eyesNovember 13, 2023November 13, 2023
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An asian woman points to a graph printout on her fridge reading "Progress with PT"
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Proud Mom Posts Physical Therapy Results on Fridge

by 2shoes4eyesJune 19, 2023June 19, 2023
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a smug doctor guy crosses his arms and stares at you to assert dominance
Local

‘It’s Probably Just Stress,’ Says Doctor to All Disabled Patients Regardless of Symptoms

by 2shoes4eyesFebruary 13, 2023April 19, 2024
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An older white man with dark sunglasses fades into a world of numbers and lights
Local

Friends Seek Blind Man’s Supernatural Foresight for Football Predictions, Lottery Numbers and More

by 2shoes4eyesFebruary 3, 2023April 19, 2024
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Three young adults of various genders and races stand confrontationally on a city sidewalk
Local

Friends Planning Trip Debate Whether Blind Woman’s Annoying Personality Outweighs Her Fast Pass Perk

by 2shoes4eyesJanuary 30, 2023March 23, 2023
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a shocked asian man with a backdrop of red envelopes
Holiday

Lunar New Year Red Envelope Sets Man Over SSI Limit by $88

by 2shoes4eyesJanuary 22, 2023April 15, 2024
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an awkward family just stares at the camera from their kitchen counter
Holiday

Family Focuses Holiday Conversations on Woman’s Disability Because Politics or Religion Would Be Too Awkward

by 2shoes4eyesDecember 23, 2022April 19, 2024
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an extremely serious looking golden retriever with an American flag behind him
Local

Study Shows Guide Dogs More Arrogant than Pet Dogs Because They ‘Have a Real Job Unlike Lazy Sparky Over There’

by 2shoes4eyesNovember 5, 2022April 15, 2024
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a woman shrugs in an office while a woman brings her coffee and a man brings her wrapped gifts
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Colleagues Competing for Employee of the Year Scramble to Help Perfectly Capable Disabled Woman

by 2shoes4eyesOctober 4, 2022April 19, 2024
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in a doctors office, two people in medical scrubs stand near the reception desk and look at you
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This Specialty Care Clinic Ran Out of Excuses and Was Finally Forced to Schedule Appointment for Visually Impaired Patient

by 2shoes4eyesSeptember 6, 2022September 6, 2022
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    November 15, 2025
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    November 30, 2025
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    August 27, 2025
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    January 7, 2026
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