After meeting at a local bar trivia night, casually exchanging numbers and meeting at the same bar trivia night two subsequent times, local woman Chelsea Lee has reportedly admitted that the earnest, genial and welcoming behavior of her new acquaintance, autistic trivia buff Michelle Zimmerman, is honestly creeping her out a little bit.
“I love Michelle already, don’t get me wrong! I love this bitch!” began Lee. “But fuck, I gave her my number because we had a good time at the bar and that’s what you do! But then one minute I’m texting her, casually complaining about work, and the next minute we’re talking about the need to bury our true selves and our dreams to please our parents!”
Lee then paused before punctuating. “Why is she so nice? It’s weird!”
“Chelsea wants me to stop being nice? Oh no, did I mess up? Oh, god!” whined Zimmerman, beginning to cry. After being assured that Lee seemed to be merely surprised by her behavior rather than wanting it to go away, Zimmerman seemed to calm down.
“I got a text from my brother during trivia, and she asked me what my relationship is like with my siblings and this wonderful bitch actually cared! What is that? I told her because I couldn’t help myself. I was a bit drunk, but I think she had half a cocktail. I can’t make sense of any of it, but she should absolutely keep being herself!” Lee clarified.
“Sometimes I just want to kiss Michelle right on the lips just to see if she calms down! I know she’s anxious! Wait, tell her that and see what she says!” continued Lee.
When Zimmerman was relayed Lee’s interest in kissing her, Zimmerman simply replied: “What?!” and then smiled sweetly.