Baddies become disabled too.
But the baddie lifestyle doesn’t have to end just because you can’t go to the bathroom alone anymore! With just a week of following our “Quick Guide to Becoming the ‘It Girl’ at the Nursing Home,” you’ll be on your way to turning heads wherever you roll!
Add Glamor to Your Mobility Aids
Look, those mobility aids are your constant accessories now. Why aren’t they stylish yet?! This is your time to add as much glitter and rhinestones as you want! Throw a pretty bag on the back of your wheelchair, add a funky cushion, or have a brightly colored wheelchair. Do whatever you want to do, and give people an extra reason to stare!
Dress to Impress (ONLY) Yourself
An ‘It Girl’ dresses how she wants to and doesn’t care what others think! You’re That Bitch, and it’s time to dress for the job you want. Whether that’s clubwear, fun prints on a poncho, or anything else is up to you. Wear whatever makes YOU feel good. You know you look good, and that’s all that matters.
Decorate Your Room
When you rest your hot body, you should do it in a sanctuary of your design. Those plushies are guards and essential. The rugs, posters, lamps, and chandelier? All very essential medical-grade decor. Your room should be giving “Disabled Diva” and nothing less. No sterile, four-walled box will do for you; it needs the same je nais se quois that you have.
These are only the basics of becoming the ‘It Girl,’ but with some sass and ass, you’ll be the talk of the facility! Begin turning heads today!