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Local

Pfizer Rolls Out Vaccine For Latest Variant of Taco Bell Diarrhea

by MV PerryJanuary 7, 2026January 7, 2026
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A woman pours tylenol in a glass
Holiday

Adding Tylenol to Your Vaccine, and Two Other Recipes for the Holiday Season

by Max KerwienNovember 30, 2025November 16, 2025
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Local

‘Unfortunately, We Don’t Accommodate Wheelchairs,’ Says Hostess Casually Upholding Segregation

by Jeremy EinbinderNovember 4, 2024November 4, 2024
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hispanic couple eating tacos and mexican food at outdoor Restaurant terrace in Mexico Latin America
Local

Woman with IBS Says, ‘F*ck It. Pass the Salsa’

by Mia OceanJune 10, 2024June 10, 2024
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Holiday

Grandmother Pleased to Follow Dietary Guidelines for Thanksgiving Dinner

by Lori AdamsNovember 22, 2023April 19, 2024
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a woman smiles and holds a cup next to a parody PediaSure vending machine
Local

Hospital Uses New Funding for First-of-Its-Kind PediaSure Freestyle Machine

by Steven VerdileJune 3, 2023April 15, 2024
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Two men using wheelchairs look angry outside an accessible bathroom stall
Local

Uh Oh. There’s Only One Accessible Stall and They Both Need to Poop

by Steven VerdileMarch 25, 2023March 28, 2023
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an awkward family just stares at the camera from their kitchen counter
Holiday

Family Focuses Holiday Conversations on Woman’s Disability Because Politics or Religion Would Be Too Awkward

by 2shoes4eyesDecember 23, 2022April 19, 2024
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a McDonalds Happy Meal box surrounded by various McDonald's themed medical supplies, including a scary Ronald McDonald BiPAP
Culture

McDonald’s Launches Disabled Adult Happy Meal™ Featuring Wildly Popular McCatheter Toy

by Kathleen DownesNovember 15, 2022April 19, 2024
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a man in a wheelchair with a birthday hat sits at a restaurant table with his friends
Local

Server Asks Literally Everyone at Table Except Disabled Man What They Would Like for Dinner

by 2shoes4eyesAugust 11, 2022April 19, 2024
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paul rudd and a boy using a wheelchair and a little alien guy
Culture

True Allies: Paul Rudd and McDonald’s Team Up to Support Disability Rights by Making ‘Mac and Me’ Sequel

by kwschaefJune 20, 2022October 13, 2023
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a gingerbread man with bitten off limbs
Holiday

Study Finds Over 99% of Gingerbread People Become Amputees During Their Lifetime

by 2shoes4eyesDecember 23, 2021April 22, 2024
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