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We Determined Which Halloween Monster is the Most Disabled

With Halloween right around the corner, we at The Squeaky Wheel have compiled our favorite spooky, scary representations.

Frankenstein — Actually, it’s Frankenstein’s disability.

Ghosts — Often have invisible disabilities.

The Girl from The Ring — Eyes covered by hair so she can’t see.

The Headless Horseman — There are rare conditions, and there are rare conditions.

The Riddler — To know the monster with the most unique disability, answer these riddles three …*

(*Cognitively only capable of framing sentences in the form of obscure puzzles. He wrote his own description.)

The Girl from The Exorcist — Poster child for low muscle tone.

Grim Reaper — Death doesn’t exempt you from medical debt collections.

Professor Charles Xavier — Did you know the famous X-Men villain used a wheelchair?

Ominous Man With Eye Patch, Chainsaw Prosthetic, and Escaped-Patient Clothes — This Halloween monster classic is an easy contender for “most disabled” with sensory, physical, and psychiatric disabilities. And did we tell you he is also dyslexic?

Disabled People — The scariest monsters of all.

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