Pharmaceutical Company Releases Advent Calendar with Daily Surprise Medication

Jackson & Jackson has announced a promotional advent calendar for this December. The calendar comes stocked with 24 colorful pills and capsules. Count down to Christmas with a random opioid, depressant or stimulant each day.

Each slot also contains a pre-written prescription. If you like the medication of the day, simply acquire a physician’s signature and bring the prescription to your local pharmacy for a month’s supply. (Prices may vary depending on insurance.)

“No two calendars are the same,” claims Jackson & Jackson. “We want to give each valued consumer a unique, drug-filled experience.”

December should be a time to celebrate, and what better way than to indulge in the miracle of modern medication?   

The calendars come in child, teen and adult versions with appropriate dosages. For extra fun, at least two days will contain placebo sugar pills. See if you can guess which ones!

If you are looking for a gift for a special someone, the Jackson & Jackson advent calendar is just what the doctor prescribed.

*Jackson & Jackson Warning: Consume or dispose of all contents before January 2023, as the medications have been repurposed ahead of their expiration dates as part of our waste reduction strategy. We accept no responsibility for adverse side effects. 

*Surgeon General Warning: Good luck!


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