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Santa sled in accessible parking spot
Holiday

Santa’s Sled Ticketed For Parking In Accessible Space

by Spencer HunleyDecember 25, 2025January 2, 2026
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A woman pours tylenol in a glass
Holiday

Adding Tylenol to Your Vaccine, and Two Other Recipes for the Holiday Season

by Max KerwienNovember 30, 2025November 16, 2025
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Disability Suddenly Inspirational When It Boosts Corporate Productivity

by Julia Lee HarterDecember 23, 2024January 3, 2025
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Santa crosses his arms
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Santa Claus Reveals Diabetes Diagnosis, Requests No More Cookies

by MV PerryDecember 20, 2024December 20, 2024
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An old timey image of Jerry Lewis posing with Tiny Tim (holding crutches) and Scrooge
Culture

Ghost of Jerry Lewis Uses Tiny Tim, Convinces Scrooge to Donate to MDA

by kwschaefDecember 29, 2023December 29, 2023
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Little Blind Girl Convinced Santa Sounds Like Uncle Brad

by jeromepalliserDecember 20, 2023April 15, 2024
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Santa with a child on their lap
Holiday

Top 5 Disabled Mall Santas You Probably Won’t See this Season

by Zephyr Ash OstrowskiDecember 20, 2023April 15, 2024
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an awkward family just stares at the camera from their kitchen counter
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Family Focuses Holiday Conversations on Woman’s Disability Because Politics or Religion Would Be Too Awkward

by 2shoes4eyesDecember 23, 2022April 19, 2024
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A christmas advent calendar with pills and a pill bottle sit on snow
Holiday

Pharmaceutical Company Releases Advent Calendar with Daily Surprise Medication

by Nate WoogenDecember 5, 2022April 19, 2024
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a disgruntled santa is seen walking towards an exit with a door opener button
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Santa Forced to Resign After Admitting Inability to Grant Little Girl’s Wish for Working Door Buttons

by Miranda ElimpabethDecember 24, 2021April 19, 2024
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a gingerbread man with bitten off limbs
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Study Finds Over 99% of Gingerbread People Become Amputees During Their Lifetime

by 2shoes4eyesDecember 23, 2021April 22, 2024
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Santa sits in a glowing red power chair, zooming through space
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Aging Santa Replaces Slow, Clunky Reindeer with New Turbo-Powered Magic Wheelchair

by 2shoes4eyesDecember 23, 2021April 19, 2024
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    February 17, 2026
  • 17 Years Later, ‘Keep Your Government Hands Off My Medicare’ Guy Still Wants Government Hands Off His Medicare
    January 26, 2026
  • Disappointed Nation Beginning to Think RFK Hasn’t Actually Found the Cause of Autism
    November 15, 2025

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  • Sleeping Beauty Actually ME/CFS Girly Waiting for Doctor, Not Unlicensed Prince
    November 30, 2025
  • Marvel Director Reveals Invisible Disabled Superhero Was in Movie the Whole Time
    August 27, 2025
  • Disabled Baseball Fan Enjoys Accessibility of Empty Stadium for Shitty Team
    August 25, 2025

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  • How Does This Fatigued Woman Do It All? Narcotics
    February 18, 2026
  • New Accessible Fire Escape Access Allows Anyone to Fall Off and Die, Equally
    February 11, 2026
  • Sexually Active, Nonverbal Disabled Woman Annoyed that AAC Device Never Makes Good Orgasm Noises
    February 1, 2026

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