The media always portray limb loss as a tragedy. But once you lop those suckers off, you never look back. Here’s why!
Skipping Arm Day
Excuse me, Planet Fitness? I’ll be taking that hour of my Mondays back, thank you very much.
Enhanced Plane Travel
Gone are the days of paying for extra legroom.
Getting Away With Crime
Prosthetic hands leave no unique fingerprints.
Weight Loss
Ozempic could never make you lose 11 pounds in a single afternoon — but guess how much the average human arm weighs.
Handcycling
Your weird hobby is now a socially acceptable mode of transport.
Strangers Thanking You for Your Service
Whether you were wounded in war or not.
Saving on Shoes
Turns out you were spared from gangrene and being a shopaholic.
Cancer Risk Reduction
You can’t have cancer in your arms if you have no arms!
Haunted House Employment Opportunities
Just paint the stump red and start screaming.