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Punching a guy
Local

Spasms Are Great Excuse to Punch People in the Face

by Stacy AshworthDecember 8, 2025January 2, 2026
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Young smiling manager with cup of tea looking at you while sitting by office window
Local

Awkward! Woman with CP Actually Does Know Your Boyfriend’s Neighbor’s Cousin Who Uses a Wheelchair

by Kathleen DownesMay 16, 2025May 16, 2025
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a distressed woman holds a glass to her head and looks tired
Local

Disabled Woman Repeatedly Mistaken for Drunk Decides to Start Drinking

by Stacy AshworthSeptember 30, 2024September 30, 2024
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a man with a medicaid badge shrugs in a cemetery
Holiday

Zombie Wheelchair User Denied Care Assistant to Help Her Roll Over in Her Grave

by Kathleen DownesDecember 4, 2023April 19, 2024
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a group of people of various ages sit at a backyard table and stare off screen
Holiday

Labor Day Celebrations Tarnished by Presence of Disability

by KateSeptember 4, 2023April 19, 2024
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a stick figure family decal with a giant foot who has a little angry face
Local

Inclusive Stick Figure Family Features Woman’s Immortal Pressure Sore

by Kathleen DownesJune 26, 2023April 19, 2024
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one woman whispers into another woman's ear near a countertop
Local

All of Woman’s Friends Know Intimate Details About Her Husband’s Range of Motion

by Nate WoogenDecember 1, 2022April 19, 2024
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A woman plants face down into a big red couch
Local

Woman Told She Would Spend the Rest of Her Life in a Wheelchair Actually Spends a Lot of Time on the Couch

by Kathleen DownesNovember 28, 2022April 19, 2024
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a McDonalds Happy Meal box surrounded by various McDonald's themed medical supplies, including a scary Ronald McDonald BiPAP
Culture

McDonald’s Launches Disabled Adult Happy Meal™ Featuring Wildly Popular McCatheter Toy

by Kathleen DownesNovember 15, 2022April 19, 2024
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a woman in a wheelchair suspiciously smiles while holding a knife.
Holiday

New Adaptive Kitchen Knives Allow Disabled Women to More Easily Murder Their Husbands

by Nate WoogenOctober 24, 2022April 19, 2024
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an overhead photo of an adult and child completing a jigsaw puzzle on the floor
Local

Occupational Therapist Cleverly Disguises Fine Motor Exercises as Jigsaw Puzzles

by Nate WoogenOctober 20, 2022April 19, 2024
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a colorful toy kit titled "My First Insurance Denial". It includes toy health tools and a big insurance letter with a red rejection stamp
Culture

Hasbro Announces ‘My First Insurance Denial’ Toy

by kwschaefSeptember 26, 2022April 19, 2024
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  • Sleeping Beauty Actually ME/CFS Girly Waiting for Doctor, Not Unlicensed Prince
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